And now the merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail In their rendition of 'The Cell Tango' Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Cicero, Lipschitz! He it coming, he had it coming He only himself to blame you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done same Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Lipschitz! You know people have these little habits get you down like Ernie Ernie like to chew gum, no, chew, Pop Like, I come home this one day there's Ernie Layin' the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I said him, I said "Ernie, you that gum one more time" and he did So I took shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots into his He had it coming, he had it He only himself to blame met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit off right away So, we started together He'd go to he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I found out, my ass Not only he married, well, he had six wives One of those you know So night, when he came home I fixed him his as usual know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic He had it coming, had it coming He took a in its prime And then he it and he abused it It was a but not a crime Now, I'm standing in kitchen Carvin' up the chicken for And in my husband Wilbrin in a jealous rage been screwin' the milkman" He says he kept sayin' "You been screwin milkman" Then he into my knife ran into my knife ten times If you'd have been there, you'd have seen it I you would have done the same Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, a hires Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en lecsaptam a fejet De igaz, en artatlan vagyok Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle hogy en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni nem ertettek meg But did you it? Uh uh, guilty sister, Veronica and I had this double act And husband, Charlie traveled around with us With the last number in our We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our One two three five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, back flips, one right the other this one night we were in Cicero The three of we were in this hotel room Boozin' havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I went out to get I come back, the door There's Veronica and Doing number seventeen, the spread Well, I was in such a of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, wasn't until later When I was the blood off my hands I even they were dead had it coming, they had it coming They had it all along I didn't do inspite if I'd done it How you tell me that I was wrong? loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always to find himself He go out every night for himself And on the way, found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving I guess you can say broke up because of artistic differences He saw himself as alive and I saw dead The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum They had it they had it comin' had it comin' all along 'Cause if they us and they abused us How could they tell us that we were He had it coming, he had coming He only had himself blame If you'd have been there, you'd have seen it I you would have done the same You pop that gum one more Single my Ten times Miert csukott Uncle Sam Number seventeen, the spread Artistic differences I you would have done the same --------------------- Trong bài một đoạn hát bằng tiếng Hungary, đây là lời dịch tiếng Anh: What am I here? They say my notorious lover held down my husband and I chopped his head It's Untrue. am innocent, I know not why Uncle Sam says I did it. I tried to explain the police station but they didn't understand what I am saying.